Sad news for the people of Lahore: Drug addiction center in Lahore has now become a serious problem in the city. City authorities have opened a one-room drug addiction center, hoping to deal with the growing demand for drugs. The center's Twitter account has been flooded with hilarious tweets about the new initiative. From users complaining about the smell of urine to longing for days when there was no demand for drugs, Lahore residents have had their say. Here are 14 of our favorites:
1. "It's not just my house that smells like pee, it's the entire suburb!"
2. "When you can't get high without smelling like piss... you know you're addicted."
3. "Drugs aren't bad, only addicts are addicted to them."
4. "I honestly thought this rehab center smelled better than my neighborhood weed spot."
5. "At least in rehab we don't have to worry about needles getting stuck in our skin."
6. "So this is what an addiction rehabilitation center looks like... I can't wait to get out."
7. "I'm going to miss all the pee-smelling houses in my neighborhood."
8. "This place is beyond understanding... I don't even know where to start."
9. "All these patients and they can't even hold their pee in."
10. "I feel so normal now--like I've been living in a drug addiction rehabilitation center my whole life!"
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